EU / US Citizenship Wanted!
6ft, 31 y.o, single, Charming, Bearded (slightly mad) Brit; looking to leave England following Brexit news.
- Charming Company
- Creative environment and exciting challenges
- Bi-weekly home cooked meals (Check out more about my cooking here)
- Half the rent paid for 6 years
- (occasional) Cleaning, washing or washing up
- Extended family in London, Paris, Poole and Suffolk.
You might get*
- Yearly Holidays
- Occasional rows and disagreements
- Occasional late nights drunkenly stumbling in from the pub
- US or EU passport
- Prepared to marry for convenience
- No prior experience necessary
*Terms and Conditions apply
All applications are taken on a case by case basis and this might be a joke, but it might not be.